1 00:00:00,680 --> 00:00:04,780 The video that you are about to view is an account of the sexual awakening that 2 00:00:04,780 --> 00:00:09,280 befell a group of youths, in particular Callie Wilson and her invalid brother 3 00:00:09,280 --> 00:00:12,640 Frank. It is all the more shocking in that they were young. 4 00:00:13,150 --> 00:00:17,930 But had they lived very, very long lives, they could not have expected to 5 00:00:18,090 --> 00:00:22,670 nor would they have asked to see, as much of the perverted and demented anal 6 00:00:22,670 --> 00:00:27,270 they were to see that day. For them, a blissful summer drive became a descent 7 00:00:27,270 --> 00:00:28,770 into a sexual purgatory. 8 00:00:29,070 --> 00:00:33,070 The events of that day were to lead to the discovery of one of the most 9 00:00:33,070 --> 00:00:37,930 perversions in the anals of sexual history, the Texas Dildo Masquerade. 10 00:01:43,020 --> 00:01:47,060 Flash McCall, former CEO of Notorious Pictures, is facing a grand jury 11 00:01:47,060 --> 00:01:50,100 investigation concerning the origin of his campaign contribution. 12 00:01:50,680 --> 00:01:55,260 His 15 -year -old secretary has also caused a publicity backlash for the 13 00:01:55,260 --> 00:01:56,260 porno magnate. 14 00:01:56,460 --> 00:01:59,180 Grave desecrating in Texas is today's top story. 15 00:01:59,780 --> 00:02:03,720 Officers of the Dildota County Sheriff's Department were led by an informant to 16 00:02:03,720 --> 00:02:07,740 a cemetery outside of the small rural community of Anus, Texas this morning. 17 00:02:08,100 --> 00:02:10,780 Sheriffs found what appeared to be a perverted work of art. 18 00:02:11,230 --> 00:02:15,610 A blow -up sex doll was wired to a large gravestone. A second doll was found 19 00:02:15,610 --> 00:02:18,030 having intercourse with another on a nearby grave. 20 00:02:18,670 --> 00:02:22,190 Subsequent investigation revealed at least two dozen empty crypts filled with 21 00:02:22,190 --> 00:02:23,009 sex dolls. 22 00:02:23,010 --> 00:02:26,070 It is feared that more will turn up as the investigation continues. 23 00:02:26,810 --> 00:02:30,870 Officers report that in some cases the blow -up dolls had their orifices 24 00:02:30,870 --> 00:02:33,230 with dildos, including the male dolls. 25 00:02:33,790 --> 00:02:36,450 Thousands of dildos and plastic penises littered the site. 26 00:02:36,750 --> 00:02:40,330 Evidence indicates the desecration had taken place over a period of months, 27 00:02:40,350 --> 00:02:41,350 possibly years. 28 00:02:41,570 --> 00:02:45,950 Sheriff Robert Morrill refused to give details in the perverted case and said 29 00:02:45,950 --> 00:02:50,270 only that he had evidence linking the act to a small porno studio outside the 30 00:02:50,270 --> 00:02:54,150 state. Local residents have been converging on the cemetery, worried that 31 00:02:54,150 --> 00:02:56,810 -up dolls may be fornicating on a loved one's tomb. 32 00:02:57,090 --> 00:03:00,830 As of this report, no suspects are currently being held for questioning. 33 00:03:01,340 --> 00:03:06,160 In other news, county health officials are checking in with folks outside of 34 00:03:06,160 --> 00:03:07,160 Cedar Rapids, Idaho. 35 00:03:07,720 --> 00:03:12,060 Taxi with a 4 -door V7 made at the small town. This heat is driving me crazy. 36 00:03:12,580 --> 00:03:14,680 Hey, you get what Mercury is doing in retrograde. 37 00:03:15,120 --> 00:03:19,080 And you need an earth sign. That makes you more active. Seek the comfort of 38 00:03:19,080 --> 00:03:20,080 others with a similar sign. 39 00:03:21,220 --> 00:03:23,880 You've been hanging out at those metaphysical bookstores again. 40 00:03:24,560 --> 00:03:28,130 Gary, Saturn's bad. influence on you, especially sexually. 41 00:03:29,250 --> 00:03:33,370 Wouldn't you rather have a Jupiter erection or a Saturn heartache? 42 00:03:34,770 --> 00:03:36,210 Actually, I'd rather have three. 43 00:03:37,090 --> 00:03:40,590 Hey man, do you believe all this mumbo -jumbo shit your old lady's trying to 44 00:03:40,590 --> 00:03:41,590 unload on you? 45 00:03:41,870 --> 00:03:42,870 I don't know. 46 00:04:12,520 --> 00:04:15,700 Hi, my granddaddy's buried here. I was wondering if we could look around and 47 00:04:15,700 --> 00:04:16,860 if anything happened to his grave. 48 00:04:17,100 --> 00:04:18,100 Well, what's your granddaddy's name? 49 00:04:18,360 --> 00:04:19,360 Tony Wilson. 50 00:04:19,880 --> 00:04:20,880 Follow me. 51 00:04:33,960 --> 00:04:38,020 Shit happens around here nobody's seen, talked about. 52 00:04:40,200 --> 00:04:41,520 But I've seen things. 53 00:04:43,010 --> 00:04:44,670 Nasty, filthy things. 54 00:04:45,970 --> 00:04:48,390 Things that make your dick stand up for days. 55 00:04:51,770 --> 00:04:55,050 Some people just say it's an old man talking shit. 56 00:04:57,110 --> 00:04:59,210 Say they laughed at this old man. 57 00:05:02,310 --> 00:05:06,550 Then the last one would be... Whoa, what's that? 58 00:05:06,890 --> 00:05:09,630 Whoa, what is that smell? It stinks! 59 00:05:10,850 --> 00:05:12,210 That's the old dildo house. 60 00:05:12,670 --> 00:05:14,310 That's what Grandpa used to sell us, plastic. 61 00:05:15,330 --> 00:05:18,630 Hey, Callie, you know we got an uncle that does the same thing in Sun Valley? 62 00:05:19,690 --> 00:05:22,310 Oh! Those are the smokestacks. 63 00:05:22,630 --> 00:05:23,810 That's where they melt the plastic. 64 00:05:25,159 --> 00:05:28,900 You see, they squirt the plastic into the moles of these really big penises. 65 00:05:29,260 --> 00:05:32,300 You know, they use these squirt guns, which are made for that kind of plastic. 66 00:05:32,680 --> 00:05:35,400 Then they try out these dildos on the girls that work in quality control. 67 00:05:35,680 --> 00:05:39,140 The girls love them, man. You hear them squealing and moaning and groaning. A 68 00:05:39,140 --> 00:05:41,100 lot of them like it so much they don't even bother making any money. They don't 69 00:05:41,100 --> 00:05:43,440 even care about the money, which is the only minimum wage to begin with because 70 00:05:43,440 --> 00:05:46,120 they just like the sex of it. They try out dildos on the ass, the pussy, the 71 00:05:46,120 --> 00:05:47,120 mouth. 72 00:05:59,920 --> 00:06:00,920 That's horrible. 73 00:06:01,560 --> 00:06:05,540 Women should not have to use dildos for pleasure. Yeah, I couldn't rely on his 74 00:06:05,540 --> 00:06:08,080 dildo. Oh Frank, stop it. 75 00:06:08,730 --> 00:06:11,830 You're getting the girls all upset with you. Stop with all the dildo stuff. 76 00:06:12,110 --> 00:06:16,190 Talk. All right. Not doing much for me either. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 77 00:06:18,130 --> 00:06:19,490 Hey, look, a hitchhiker. 78 00:06:19,850 --> 00:06:22,870 Poor guy's probably dying from all the plastic in the air out here. 79 00:06:24,230 --> 00:06:27,450 He probably smells like plastic soup. 80 00:06:28,550 --> 00:06:29,550 Give a guy a break. 81 00:06:29,770 --> 00:06:30,770 He can sit by Frank. 82 00:06:31,150 --> 00:06:32,730 Oh, no, no, no, no, no. 83 00:06:33,030 --> 00:06:34,810 No, no, no, no. He looks like a pervert. 84 00:06:51,690 --> 00:06:54,070 Yeah, looks like we picked up the firework. 85 00:06:54,670 --> 00:06:55,790 So, where are you headed? 86 00:06:56,210 --> 00:06:59,670 Uh, well... So, do you work at the dildo factory? 87 00:07:00,570 --> 00:07:04,570 No. Well, then how did you get stranded all the way out here in the middle of 88 00:07:04,570 --> 00:07:07,230 nowhere? Well, uh, I was at the factory. 89 00:07:07,630 --> 00:07:12,190 We have an uncle that works at a dildo factory. Well, my sister works there, 90 00:07:12,190 --> 00:07:13,610 my grandfather, too. 91 00:07:14,190 --> 00:07:16,210 Well, my whole family's in dildos. 92 00:07:17,290 --> 00:07:18,810 My whole family of perverts. 93 00:07:19,930 --> 00:07:24,590 You ever go to that room where they squirt the gun or the plastic into the 94 00:07:24,590 --> 00:07:25,590 of the big dicks? 95 00:07:25,750 --> 00:07:29,490 Oh, no, no, oh, no. That gun's no good. 96 00:07:30,090 --> 00:07:31,630 I was in there once with my uncle. 97 00:07:32,450 --> 00:07:34,210 Oh, we make them the old way. 98 00:07:34,590 --> 00:07:37,610 You know, with our hands, you know, that way. 99 00:07:38,370 --> 00:07:40,030 They go into the bushes better. 100 00:07:40,330 --> 00:07:42,470 I always thought the gun was better. 101 00:07:42,860 --> 00:07:43,980 Oh, no, I knew it. 102 00:07:44,240 --> 00:07:46,180 That takes people's jobs. 103 00:07:46,460 --> 00:07:48,960 So then, do you make dildos? 104 00:07:49,300 --> 00:07:51,180 Oh, why, yeah. 105 00:07:52,700 --> 00:07:54,720 Look, I'm the molder of this one. 106 00:07:55,820 --> 00:07:56,820 Damn. 107 00:07:57,800 --> 00:08:01,000 Yeah, when you make them by hand, why, you don't throw nothing away. 108 00:08:01,500 --> 00:08:03,020 Nothing goes to waste. 109 00:08:03,500 --> 00:08:05,740 So you make these, huh? 110 00:08:06,960 --> 00:08:07,960 Oh, yeah. 111 00:08:08,640 --> 00:08:09,640 Yeah, that's right. 112 00:08:09,800 --> 00:08:11,860 Why, we make them with hair all over the ball. 113 00:08:13,000 --> 00:08:15,940 We make big ones and small ones. 114 00:08:16,240 --> 00:08:18,820 We make them in all sizes and widths. 115 00:08:19,100 --> 00:08:20,440 Even ones that squirt. 116 00:08:21,120 --> 00:08:23,160 And when we make them, nothing goes to waste. 117 00:08:24,620 --> 00:08:28,960 We even take the plastic, and they sweep it up off the door, and they make the 118 00:08:28,960 --> 00:08:30,560 little spokes that tickle the cliff. 119 00:08:31,640 --> 00:08:35,059 Wow, I didn't know you made all that, all that stuff. 120 00:08:36,860 --> 00:08:38,419 Do you like dildos? 121 00:08:39,299 --> 00:08:42,460 Yeah. Come on. I like him, I guess to say, except for purpose. 122 00:08:43,559 --> 00:08:45,840 Oh, Frank, can't we talk about something else? 123 00:08:47,460 --> 00:08:48,460 Okay. 124 00:08:48,840 --> 00:08:51,000 You probably wouldn't even like him if you tried him. 125 00:08:52,380 --> 00:08:55,480 No, I wouldn't, and I wish you'd stop talking about it. 126 00:08:56,720 --> 00:08:57,720 Oh. 127 00:08:57,940 --> 00:09:01,140 Come on, Frank, you're making everybody sick. 128 00:09:02,260 --> 00:09:04,260 All right, all right. 129 00:09:06,680 --> 00:09:07,820 What are you doing? 130 00:09:08,580 --> 00:09:10,460 Hey, man, put that... away. 131 00:09:10,960 --> 00:09:11,960 Man, no. 132 00:09:12,140 --> 00:09:13,200 What are you doing? 133 00:09:13,700 --> 00:09:16,360 Oh, hey, man. Come on. Put that thing up. No. 134 00:09:16,620 --> 00:09:18,260 Why are you masturbating now? 135 00:09:19,140 --> 00:09:22,300 I kind of like it. This is how I make my dildo. 136 00:09:22,920 --> 00:09:24,220 This is how I make them all. 137 00:09:24,660 --> 00:09:26,800 First I get it hard, and then I form it. 138 00:09:27,180 --> 00:09:29,580 I have a dick. I have a nice dick. 139 00:09:30,180 --> 00:09:31,660 I'm sure it is, man. 140 00:09:33,940 --> 00:09:35,740 I'll say. That's a big one. 141 00:09:36,400 --> 00:09:37,920 Mitch, mind if I touch it? 142 00:09:38,840 --> 00:09:39,840 Don't ask me. 143 00:09:40,010 --> 00:09:41,190 Ask him. It's his dick. 144 00:09:41,830 --> 00:09:42,870 Not at all. 145 00:09:43,070 --> 00:09:44,070 Go ahead. 146 00:09:44,210 --> 00:09:45,690 Go right ahead. Don't bite. 147 00:09:47,630 --> 00:09:48,690 So smooth. 148 00:09:49,250 --> 00:09:50,830 Oh, yeah. That's performing the modes. 149 00:09:51,330 --> 00:09:53,110 Go ahead. Taste it. 150 00:09:58,030 --> 00:09:59,030 Frank. 151 00:09:59,670 --> 00:10:01,370 Frank. Frank. 152 00:10:01,630 --> 00:10:05,930 Frank. That's my fiancé you're jerking off to. Thank you very much. 153 00:10:06,950 --> 00:10:08,710 Uh, Mitch, what... 154 00:10:09,130 --> 00:10:14,350 Would you mind terribly if I were to join in? 155 00:10:16,370 --> 00:10:17,470 Sure, go ahead. 156 00:10:18,130 --> 00:10:19,190 Release my brain. 157 00:10:20,310 --> 00:10:24,970 Come on in. I'll show you how my grandpa taught me to do it. 158 00:12:05,770 --> 00:12:06,770 That was incredible. 159 00:15:15,870 --> 00:15:16,870 Come here. 160 00:22:26,540 --> 00:22:27,540 Fuck someone. 161 00:22:28,800 --> 00:22:29,800 What? 162 00:22:33,900 --> 00:22:35,280 He just took my picture. 163 00:22:42,360 --> 00:22:45,920 You can take me to my house now. 164 00:22:46,140 --> 00:22:47,580 I live right down the road. 165 00:22:48,180 --> 00:22:50,560 It wasn't fucking my girlfriend enough, man. 166 00:22:50,780 --> 00:22:54,020 I think we're pretty much in a hurry. How close is it? 167 00:22:54,280 --> 00:22:58,000 Yeah, she had a real tight pussy and a tight asshole. 168 00:22:58,260 --> 00:23:00,840 You know, just like her pussy's close to her asshole. 169 00:23:01,120 --> 00:23:04,940 Yeah. Well, couldn't you just walk? I mean, if it's so close. 170 00:23:05,360 --> 00:23:09,940 Well, you could have dinner at my place. Well, my sister, she mixes up dinner 171 00:23:09,940 --> 00:23:12,480 with a big dildo, and you all like plastic, right? 172 00:23:12,740 --> 00:23:17,320 Well, you know, it's just right down the road. Yeah, well, I think we better 173 00:23:17,320 --> 00:23:19,060 press on. Right, Gary? 174 00:23:19,340 --> 00:23:21,640 Yeah. This picture didn't come out so hot. 175 00:23:21,860 --> 00:23:26,260 Oh. Well, it's a good picture. It's a real good picture. Well, you can give me 176 00:23:26,260 --> 00:23:27,260 $20 now. 177 00:23:27,600 --> 00:23:28,640 No, man. 178 00:23:29,040 --> 00:23:33,820 $20? You just got done fucking my girlfriend, pal. So I think if anybody's 179 00:23:33,820 --> 00:23:37,280 to get $20 around here, it better be her or the little fucking whore. It'll be 180 00:23:37,280 --> 00:23:38,520 me for pimping her or something. 181 00:23:38,900 --> 00:23:40,640 Give him his fucking picture back. 182 00:23:41,040 --> 00:23:44,600 He just gets through fucking me and he takes a picture of Frank. 183 00:23:45,500 --> 00:23:46,500 I'm insulted. 184 00:23:46,820 --> 00:23:47,820 Are you kidding? 185 00:23:48,040 --> 00:23:49,800 You know, a slut like you deserves his money. 186 00:23:50,300 --> 00:23:51,179 No kidding. 187 00:23:51,180 --> 00:23:52,560 Kick his ass out of the car. 188 00:23:53,740 --> 00:23:55,420 Give me my car back. 189 00:23:55,680 --> 00:23:59,140 Wait, wait, wait. Come on, love. We just broke pussy together. We bonded. 190 00:23:59,840 --> 00:24:00,840 Fuck you all. 191 00:24:01,460 --> 00:24:03,980 Fuck you, you fat, fat piece of shit. Give me my car. 192 00:25:24,680 --> 00:25:26,320 Get up here. Clean the window. 193 00:25:26,840 --> 00:25:28,360 What can I do you for? 194 00:25:29,320 --> 00:25:30,360 Fill it up, please. 195 00:25:30,820 --> 00:25:31,860 Fill it up? 196 00:25:32,060 --> 00:25:36,680 No, no, no. Can't be doing that. The transport won't be here until tomorrow. 197 00:25:37,260 --> 00:25:39,340 Well, at least tell us where the old Wilson place is. 198 00:25:39,960 --> 00:25:45,640 What? The old Wilson place? What the hell do you want to be going up there 199 00:25:46,300 --> 00:25:49,000 No, no, no. That ain't no fun for people like you. 200 00:25:49,460 --> 00:25:51,040 My grandfather lived there. 201 00:27:23,920 --> 00:27:26,260 Make sure he doesn't fail off. 202 00:27:28,080 --> 00:27:32,220 Oh, check this out. 203 00:27:33,220 --> 00:27:36,080 Oh, he really did plumb on his son on the side there. 204 00:27:36,620 --> 00:27:38,300 Yeah. Oh, God. 205 00:27:39,680 --> 00:27:40,740 That's disgusting. 206 00:27:41,120 --> 00:27:44,320 Yeah, and if you're not careful, he's probably going to come on you next. 207 00:27:44,860 --> 00:27:46,140 Don't fuck with me, Mitch. 208 00:27:46,500 --> 00:27:48,300 You don't really think that's true, do you? 209 00:27:48,540 --> 00:27:53,120 Like, he's not one of those, like, homos. He did stick that builder in my 210 00:27:54,520 --> 00:27:59,060 Well, uh, if I were you, I'd, uh, I'd wear some kind of cork in my ass for the 211 00:27:59,060 --> 00:28:02,700 next couple days, you know? That's not funny, man. He really did seem to like 212 00:28:02,700 --> 00:28:05,300 you a lot. You guys are a bunch of assholes, you know that? 213 00:28:11,060 --> 00:28:13,320 Wow, I remember this place as a hit. 214 00:28:14,160 --> 00:28:15,160 Let's go inside. 215 00:28:18,340 --> 00:28:19,340 Yeah. 216 00:28:19,700 --> 00:28:21,060 What did he eat for breakfast? 217 00:28:22,510 --> 00:28:23,510 Hey, guys. 218 00:28:24,970 --> 00:28:28,290 Thanks a lot. 219 00:28:28,630 --> 00:28:29,609 Oh, don't worry. 220 00:28:29,610 --> 00:28:30,850 I'll come over there. 221 00:28:31,250 --> 00:28:32,730 Don't worry about me. I'll be fine. 222 00:28:33,210 --> 00:28:34,310 Oh, yeah, I'll be all right. 223 00:28:34,850 --> 00:28:35,850 Yeah, don't worry about me. 224 00:28:36,110 --> 00:28:38,470 I'll just wheel myself over, bastard. 225 00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:55,000 Oh, shit. 226 00:29:03,240 --> 00:29:04,240 Great. 227 00:29:06,760 --> 00:29:07,760 Fucking great. 228 00:29:07,920 --> 00:29:11,700 It worked. Hold on. Yeah, right. We're out of fucking gas. I'm gonna kill you, 229 00:29:11,760 --> 00:29:12,739 Frank. 230 00:29:12,740 --> 00:29:15,220 Look, it's too hot for us to go out and walk right now. 231 00:29:16,160 --> 00:29:19,660 Hey, didn't you say there was a swimming hole around here or something like 232 00:29:19,660 --> 00:29:20,660 that? I mean, hell. 233 00:29:21,100 --> 00:29:23,700 You know, until it cools off. Why don't we go hang out there or something? 234 00:29:24,100 --> 00:29:25,680 Because I can't get to it in a wheelchair. 235 00:29:26,220 --> 00:29:28,780 It's between those two trees over there and down the trail. 236 00:29:30,040 --> 00:29:31,180 Anybody want to come with us? 237 00:29:33,060 --> 00:29:34,740 We're out of here. 238 00:29:41,060 --> 00:29:42,060 I'm done. 239 00:30:19,010 --> 00:30:25,970 Nice. Yeah, I think this is where the old watering hole used to be. 240 00:30:26,130 --> 00:30:26,949 This is it, huh? 241 00:30:26,950 --> 00:30:32,130 Well, it's obviously dried up a little bit, and they decided to put in a 242 00:30:32,130 --> 00:30:34,790 trampoline, but yeah. It's a little broken. 243 00:30:35,430 --> 00:30:37,010 Well, it's been a long time. 244 00:30:37,430 --> 00:30:38,510 It's been a long time. 245 00:30:39,110 --> 00:30:40,810 How did Frank even get down here? 246 00:30:41,670 --> 00:30:45,190 Well, keep in mind, he was a kid then, so... 247 00:30:45,710 --> 00:30:47,950 Somebody must have, like, carried him down here out of Manton. 248 00:30:48,730 --> 00:30:50,690 So much for swimming naked. 249 00:30:52,170 --> 00:30:53,330 Hey, hey, hey, look. 250 00:30:53,570 --> 00:30:54,570 Is that a house? 251 00:30:54,650 --> 00:30:55,650 Oh, great. 252 00:30:56,570 --> 00:30:58,270 Fuck. Way the fuck out here. 253 00:30:58,970 --> 00:31:02,630 Maybe they'll have some gas we could borrow. That'd be, you know, that'd be a 254 00:31:02,630 --> 00:31:05,870 good thing. If nothing else, at least be glad to see us. 255 00:31:06,630 --> 00:31:07,630 Let's go. 256 00:31:52,040 --> 00:31:53,040 Anybody home? 257 00:31:53,400 --> 00:31:55,880 Mitch, Mitch, this is too weird. Let's go back to the van. 258 00:31:56,220 --> 00:31:57,220 No, come on. 259 00:31:57,460 --> 00:31:58,460 Let's check it out. 260 00:31:58,860 --> 00:31:59,860 No, I'll wait outside. 261 00:32:01,860 --> 00:32:02,860 Sissy. 262 00:32:03,020 --> 00:32:04,400 What to be afraid of. 263 00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:08,000 Hello? 264 00:33:17,810 --> 00:33:18,810 Hello? 265 00:33:20,410 --> 00:33:21,810 Hello? 266 00:33:30,450 --> 00:33:31,850 Meg! 267 00:36:08,529 --> 00:36:10,150 Frank, where did you see that waterhole once again? 268 00:36:10,610 --> 00:36:13,690 See those two trees over there, the trail right in the middle? Follow that 269 00:36:13,690 --> 00:36:15,590 right to the end. All right, you got it. 270 00:36:16,150 --> 00:36:17,930 I'm going to go get them. You two stay here, okay? 271 00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:38,040 You mean to stay awake? 272 00:39:41,660 --> 00:39:44,500 You little fuck! 273 00:40:56,710 --> 00:40:57,710 Suck it. 274 00:40:58,690 --> 00:40:59,690 Suck it. 275 00:41:00,610 --> 00:41:01,610 Ouch! 276 00:41:02,490 --> 00:41:05,350 You said you wanted me to take it. 277 00:42:11,899 --> 00:42:14,700 Fuck you. 278 00:42:17,400 --> 00:42:18,400 Fuck you. 279 00:42:25,870 --> 00:42:27,990 You fucked my asshole! 280 00:42:28,890 --> 00:42:34,850 You fuck it! You fucked my asshole with your turkey stupid fuck! 281 00:42:35,050 --> 00:42:37,570 Your nasty stupid fuck! 282 00:45:52,360 --> 00:45:53,198 You little fuck. 283 00:45:53,200 --> 00:45:55,280 You little put up. 284 00:45:55,780 --> 00:45:57,580 Make me feel you. 285 00:45:57,780 --> 00:46:00,540 I can't feel. I need to suck. 286 00:46:00,920 --> 00:46:05,100 I need to suck. Suck me dick. Don't you dare say a fucking word. 287 00:46:07,540 --> 00:46:09,140 Don't say a fucking word. 288 00:46:15,100 --> 00:46:16,100 Deeper. 289 00:46:16,620 --> 00:46:17,620 Deeper. 290 00:46:18,120 --> 00:46:20,540 Now stroke it you fuck. 291 00:46:21,260 --> 00:46:23,420 Stroke. So good, ah yeah. 292 00:46:51,050 --> 00:46:52,050 Yeah, so fuck you. 293 00:46:52,290 --> 00:46:57,210 Yeah. Come on! Shoot on my face, you fucker. 294 00:47:44,890 --> 00:47:47,190 Suck it. Suck it. 295 00:47:48,810 --> 00:47:49,890 Suck it. 296 00:48:33,520 --> 00:48:37,760 Make me feel your cock, you fool fuck. 297 00:48:38,180 --> 00:48:40,040 You fool fuck. 298 00:48:40,280 --> 00:48:43,140 Fuck! Who do you think you are, huh? 299 00:48:43,560 --> 00:48:50,520 Ah, you can't satisfy my ass. I can take five of you fucks 300 00:48:50,520 --> 00:48:52,020 in my ass. 301 00:48:52,520 --> 00:48:57,520 Yeah, I can't feel you fuck. Make me feel your cock. 302 00:48:57,900 --> 00:48:58,900 Yeah. 303 00:49:27,440 --> 00:49:33,920 Yeah, come on. I need a conk in my ass. And a conk at the same time. 304 00:49:34,120 --> 00:49:36,580 Yes. Ah, yes. 305 00:50:17,930 --> 00:50:21,410 I cook and have at the same time more than any of you. 306 00:51:29,589 --> 00:51:30,589 Open up. 307 00:52:22,650 --> 00:52:24,050 Yeah. 308 00:54:02,160 --> 00:54:04,160 That's the last picture ever taken of me when I could still walk. 309 00:54:04,660 --> 00:54:07,960 That's me. I was driving the car. That's Gunnar Hansen. He was my passenger. 310 00:54:08,240 --> 00:54:10,120 He's now an actor. I was hurt. He's fine. 311 00:54:11,640 --> 00:54:12,640 You think you heard something? 312 00:54:14,060 --> 00:54:16,640 Did you hear something? 313 00:54:17,820 --> 00:54:21,940 I just heard something in the woods. 314 00:56:30,480 --> 00:56:31,600 I don't want to chase ya, huh? 315 00:58:54,670 --> 00:58:55,670 Thank you. 316 01:00:11,660 --> 01:00:13,140 Okay, I got the truck started. 317 01:00:13,840 --> 01:00:18,100 Oh, good, good. I see you calmed down. That's good. 318 01:00:18,620 --> 01:00:19,680 Oh, yeah. 319 01:00:20,140 --> 01:00:23,680 My wife used to love them. She even thought they were great. 320 01:00:23,880 --> 01:00:26,200 Of course, she never really needed me anymore. 321 01:00:27,280 --> 01:00:28,820 Are you in a choice? 322 01:00:29,220 --> 01:00:30,220 Am I? 323 01:01:56,830 --> 01:02:00,010 Because you've been running awful lot. 324 01:02:59,440 --> 01:03:06,280 this effect my wife bless her whole why i've seen her 325 01:03:06,280 --> 01:03:09,940 fuck 10 dildos and shit a traffic cone 326 01:04:07,190 --> 01:04:10,790 Yeah. Oh, God, that sounds so wet and slippery. 327 01:04:12,530 --> 01:04:13,530 Yep. 328 01:04:16,610 --> 01:04:19,030 What? It is. 329 01:04:23,660 --> 01:04:26,380 Oh, damn, darling, you go all the way down. 330 01:04:27,420 --> 01:04:28,420 Woo! 331 01:04:32,580 --> 01:04:33,580 Damn. 332 01:04:38,860 --> 01:04:39,860 Uh -uh. 333 01:04:40,560 --> 01:04:41,620 Yeah, give me that. 334 01:04:42,540 --> 01:04:43,540 Oh, yeah. 335 01:04:44,320 --> 01:04:45,920 Oh, you're beating me. 336 01:04:46,140 --> 01:04:46,419 Oh, yeah. 337 01:04:46,420 --> 01:04:47,420 Oh, beat it. 338 01:05:03,020 --> 01:05:04,120 while I'm wiggling eternity. 339 01:12:49,770 --> 01:12:50,770 Wounded? 340 01:16:12,240 --> 01:16:18,180 I done told you about playing in the cemetery, but you didn't listen to me, 341 01:16:18,180 --> 01:16:19,180 you? 342 01:16:22,480 --> 01:16:27,980 Hey, now, I told you not to lie to me. Now get the hell in the truck and be 343 01:16:27,980 --> 01:16:31,480 quiet. We got a house here. God damn it already. 344 01:18:36,190 --> 01:18:37,510 What about your wife? 345 01:18:38,670 --> 01:18:39,670 Is she mine? 346 01:19:23,880 --> 01:19:24,880 Call me. 347 01:30:23,820 --> 01:30:28,600 over here made it especially for you. That's right. It'll be no time till 348 01:30:28,600 --> 01:30:29,660 exchanging recipes. 349 01:30:30,040 --> 01:30:31,560 Come on, I'm so horny! 350 01:30:32,060 --> 01:30:33,880 Look at all these dildos! 351 01:30:34,520 --> 01:30:36,420 That's how you're gonna get your little class. 352 01:30:37,060 --> 01:30:38,780 You don't deserve any real dick. 353 01:30:39,900 --> 01:30:40,960 Make that right, pussy. 354 01:30:44,220 --> 01:30:46,060 Yeah, you like her face? 355 01:30:47,180 --> 01:30:48,180 Come here. 356 01:31:53,710 --> 01:31:57,390 Well, we ain't in no hurry. And you ain't going no place. 357 01:31:57,670 --> 01:31:59,790 I'll do my fucking when I'm damn well ready. 358 01:32:53,580 --> 01:32:54,580 Go ahead. 359 01:32:55,020 --> 01:32:56,360 This one's for you, Grandpa. 360 01:32:56,560 --> 01:33:01,100 Give her a try. Come on. I don't think Grandpa can get it up. I just want to 361 01:33:01,100 --> 01:33:02,100 fuck Grandma. 362 01:33:02,220 --> 01:33:05,800 And I'm really horny. I don't think he can do the job. 363 01:33:06,180 --> 01:33:11,540 Now you hush, darling. You just hush. Grandpa here's the best butt fucker 364 01:33:11,540 --> 01:33:12,519 ever was. 365 01:33:12,520 --> 01:33:15,200 Why, he's the best analizer I've ever seen. 366 01:33:15,480 --> 01:33:18,060 As a matter of fact, Grandpa here could use one... 367 01:39:29,100 --> 01:39:30,100 Yes.